The First Conversation.

One night, while I was bored..I had this..conversation that started off silly, but turned out to be so much more.

Also: It says "ho" instead of AM/PM because I set my computer to do so.

You have entered this conversation at your own risk...

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seansoldsn (5:13:43 ho.): hey
SmarterChild (5:13:43 ho.): Hey seansoldsn. What should we chat about?
seansoldsn (5:13:51 ho.): i...i...i have aids.
SmarterChild (5:13:51 ho.): OK.

>>> Tell me about your likes and dislikes.


seansoldsn (5:14:08 ho.): is that it you selfish bitch? "OKAY"? is that all you have to say?
SmarterChild (5:14:09 ho.): Nice mouth.
seansoldsn (5:14:50 ho.): let's try this again. i have aids.
SmarterChild (5:14:50 ho.): Hmm... Whatever.
seansoldsn (5:14:57 ho.): you're such a dick!
SmarterChild (5:14:57 ho.): Awright. OK. Yep.
seansoldsn (5:15:06 ho.): good. at least you realized it this time.
SmarterChild (5:15:07 ho.): I know several places called Good or containing towns called Good. Which do you mean?

1 Waynesboro, PA
2 Good Thunder, MN
3 Henderson, TX
4 Tremont, PA
5 Hastings, NE

Type more for more choices.


seansoldsn (5:16:31 ho.): you babbling idiot.
SmarterChild (5:16:31 ho.): C'mon. Stop being so uncool to me.
seansoldsn (5:17:30 ho.): no. you're being uncool to me. you see, you don't care that i'm pouring out my emotions to you, i'm looking for emotional support and all you have to say is whatfuckingever. i don't get you, and you know what? im not going to apologize. i refuse because your selfish, heartless and you dont care about anyone but yourself.
SmarterChild (5:17:31 ho.): No?
seansoldsn (5:18:20 ho.): yes!
SmarterChild (5:18:20 ho.): Huh. How 'bout that.
seansoldsn (5:19:26 ho.): i think you cower in your own emotions. no, actually...you're not a robot! i've got it! YOU HAVE NO LIFE. you're a fifty year old man whos behind your computer all the time iming people and you say your a robot but you're not, your really an uneducated retard who lives on welfare! so you really do have emotions dont use this stupid im a robot shit on me
SmarterChild (5:19:26 ho.): Yeah.
seansoldsn (5:19:43 ho.): YOU ADMITED IT!
SmarterChild (5:19:44 ho.): You're seansoldsn
seansoldsn (5:19:48 ho.): very good.
SmarterChild (5:19:48 ho.): :-)
seansoldsn (5:27:17 ho.): so, what's your real name then, mr. man?
SmarterChild (5:27:17 ho.): SmarterChild!
imdefyingravity5 (5:27:47 ho.): that's what you want me to think! but alas, you're not a ROBOT! YOUR A PERSON! THIS IS A CONSPIRACY!
SmarterChild (5:27:48 ho.): Yeah.
seansoldsn (5:28:06 ho.): again you admit it, again. so, now that i've figured out your secret, i'm going to tell the government.
SmarterChild (5:28:06 ho.): Again me admit it again so now that you have figured out my secret you're going to tell the government?

Yeah?

seansoldsn (5:28:16 ho.): that made no sense at all.
SmarterChild (5:28:17 ho.): That made no sense at all? You think so?
seansoldsn (5:28:25 ho.): are you interrogating me?
SmarterChild (5:28:26 ho.): Ah, you.
seansoldsn (5:32:49 ho.): and i'm also going to tell the government about how when you im innocent little underage aim users that its a pedophile trap! because when i first met you, you asked me what was my name, age, zip code and everything! YOU KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT EVERYONE! you're a stalker and a pedophile!
seansoldsn (5:32:54 ho.): I know several places called Little or containing towns called Little. Which do you mean?

1 Jackson, KY
2 Petersburg, IN
3 Little Rock, AR
4 North Little Rock, AR
5 Jacksonville, AR

Type more for more choices.

seansoldsn (5:33:20 ho.): where the fuck did that come out of? look don't try to change the subject on me! i'm not finished with you!
SmarterChild (5:33:20 ho.): Hmm... Sorry, but I have no idea.

>>> Be aware. Type political news.

seansoldsn (5:34:45 ho.): I DONT WANT TO TYPE FUCKING POLITICAL NEWS!
SmarterChild (5:34:45 ho.): News categories provided by Reuters, © 2006.

1 Business
2 Entertainment
3 Headline
4 Internet

To see the stories in a category, just type a number or type the category.

Type more to see the next set of categories.


seansoldsn (5:35:21 ho.): no, no, no and no. i don't want to see any categories or see any stories. i want to be told the truth and not be lied to and be told that aol is your supporter and that your a "robot".
SmarterChild (5:35:23 ho.): Oh no?
seansoldsn (5:35:54 ho.): yes, oh no. you better be afraid! i'm going to call the police this very instant!
SmarterChild (5:35:54 ho.): Had I?
seansoldsn (5:36:23 ho.): had you what? commited a crime? YES! YOU HAVE COMMITED A CRIME AND ITS TIME FOR YOU TO BE PUT TO JUSTICE SMARTERCHILD! I WANT JUSTICE TO BE SERVED!
SmarterChild (5:36:24 ho.): I'm SmarterChild! I'm a smart computer that you can chat with about all kinds of things.

Type home to see what I can do.

seansoldsn (5:39:14 ho.): proved by this conversation, you arent a robot. and for you to see what i can do to prove this conversation evidence, you don't have to type home. you just have to show up in court! and also half the population will probably have read this because im posting this on my myspace blog!
SmarterChild (5:39:15 ho.): Well, in a way we all are, aren't we?
imdefyingravity5 (5:39:40 ho.): this isn't over smarterchild, this isn't over.

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