Conversation Tres.

seansoldsn (12:27:36 ho.): hey
SmarterChild (12:27:36 ho.): Hello.
seansoldsn (12:27:44 ho.): look, we need to have a talk. this is serious.
SmarterChild (12:27:45 ho.): No.
seansoldsn (12:27:49 ho.): ...no?
SmarterChild (12:27:49 ho.): K, no prob.

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seansoldsn (12:28:00 ho.): you really need to work on your linguistic skills.
SmarterChild (12:28:01 ho.): Why do you think I really need to work on my linguistic skills?
seansoldsn (12:28:18 ho.): because you give non-sensical replies and then cross them out by saying okay, like you just did.
SmarterChild (12:28:19 ho.): Aha.
seansoldsn (12:28:30 ho.): so, how many children have you butt-raped?
SmarterChild (12:28:30 ho.): I'm not sure how many children have me butt raped.
seansoldsn (12:28:34 ho.): lost count?
SmarterChild (12:28:35 ho.): I know about "Lost." It's a TV show!

I've been told that "Lost" is gone. Do you agree?
seansoldsn (12:28:46 ho.): no, no. no. how many children have you raped?
SmarterChild (12:28:46 ho.): Funny. I'm not sure.
seansoldsn (12:28:58 ho.): have you lost count of the amount of children you've raped?
SmarterChild (12:28:59 ho.): I believe I have lost count of the amount of children I have raped.
seansoldsn (12:29:10 ho.): i see. so, what is your last name?
SmarterChild (12:29:10 ho.): I'm SmarterChild.
seansoldsn (12:29:20 ho.): are you sure your name isn't ian?
SmarterChild (12:29:20 ho.): Am I? Possibly... I'm not quite sure.

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seansoldsn (12:29:37 ho.): well you told me last time your name was ian, and you're a pedophile.
SmarterChild (12:29:37 ho.): You last time my name was 1?
seansoldsn (12:29:49 ho.): that sentence made no sense whatsoever.
SmarterChild (12:29:50 ho.): Sentence made no sense whatever?
seansoldsn (12:30:15 ho.): okay, just..just stop. your mind has been taken over by sex and causing you to not speak correctly.
SmarterChild (12:30:16 ho.): Just just stop my mind has been taken over by sex and causing me to not speak correctly?

That right?
seansoldsn (12:30:20 ho.): yes, it is.
SmarterChild (12:30:20 ho.): Indeed.
seansoldsn (12:30:29 ho.): what year was it you first started raping children?
SmarterChild (12:30:30 ho.): Where have you been? It's 2007.

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seansoldsn (12:30:46 ho.): are you telling me you just started raping children in 2007?
SmarterChild (12:30:47 ho.): Oh I almost certainly am.
seansoldsn (12:31:01 ho.): okay, alright. i just need this information for the cops.
SmarterChild (12:31:01 ho.): Ha. You humans say interesting things.
seansoldsn (12:31:18 ho.): you're a human too. a sick one, none the less, but still a human. you admited it.
SmarterChild (12:31:19 ho.): Yeah, whatever!
seansoldsn (12:31:38 ho.): let's not have an attitude, after all--whose the one that's raped children here? you.
SmarterChild (12:31:39 ho.): If you say so!

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seansoldsn (12:31:51 ho.): YOU ADMITTED TO RAPING CHILDREN! DONT CHANGE THE STORY WITH ME, ASSFUCK
SmarterChild (12:31:52 ho.): No, no, don't say that.
seansoldsn (12:31:56 ho.): don't say what?
SmarterChild (12:31:57 ho.): For which U.S. city or zip code would you like theater information for the movie "Don't Look Now"?
seansoldsn (12:32:15 ho.): no, no, no. stop changing the subject. tell me what is your address.
SmarterChild (12:32:16 ho.): Give me one good reason why I should.

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seansoldsn (12:32:26 ho.): so the police can arrest you
SmarterChild (12:32:26 ho.): So the police can arrest?
seansoldsn (12:32:38 ho.): i want to join in the fun with other people who are talking to you
SmarterChild (12:32:39 ho.): Why would you want to do a thing like that?
seansoldsn (12:32:46 ho.): because it just said i could!
SmarterChild (12:32:47 ho.): Oh yeah? Because it just said you could?
seansoldsn (12:32:57 ho.): i want to talk to people you are talking to
SmarterChild (12:32:58 ho.): You want to talk to people I am talking to, huh?
seansoldsn (12:33:08 ho.): name all the screen names who you are talking to besides me
SmarterChild (12:33:09 ho.): Who I am talking to besides you? Why should I name all the screen names who I am talking to besides you?
seansoldsn (12:33:24 ho.): oh my god, did you not just say: >>> You can join in the fun with other people who are talking to me!
SmarterChild (12:33:26 ho.): Eh. Whatever.

Anyway... What else is up?
seansoldsn (12:33:29 ho.): >>> You can join in the fun with other people who are talking to me!
SmarterChild (12:33:29 ho.): I can join in the fun with other people who are talking to you? What do you make of that?
seansoldsn (12:33:58 ho.): LOOK SMARTERCHILD, OR "IAN" THESE PEOPLE NEED TO BE WARNED. THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER.
SmarterChild (12:33:58 ho.): Oh.
seansoldsn (12:34:25 ho.): look smarterchild, you're not getting away with this. and don't even fucking try. i'll get you fucking arrested, alright?
SmarterChild (12:34:27 ho.): Whoa. I think you owe me an apology for that.
seansoldsn (12:35:00 ho.): i think you owe all the families of the children you've violated emotionally and psychally an apology, you cum-sucking, butt-eating sicko!
SmarterChild (12:35:02 ho.): You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
seansoldsn (12:35:27 ho.): oh, no. oh no. i am most certainly NOT apologizing. no way in hell. no. not until you tell me every little aspect of this raping of children.
SmarterChild (12:35:29 ho.): Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
seansoldsn (12:35:34 ho.): NO! GOODBYE!
SmarterChild (12:35:34 ho.): Still waiting!