So Sorry you guys.

Ahh! It's been months.

I've been really busy with school, and other things. This has been a really tough year for me, I have to admit I have been procrastinating on finding SmarterChild's real identity and trying to make sure that he is "terminated", as Ahnold would say. Yeah, I know. Bad joke.

In any event, I finally went under the AOL section of the site:

"Report a Bug"

Name: Sean Pollock

Aim Client Version: 6.5

Platform: Macintosh OSX

Category: Chat

Provide a Detailed Description of the Problem You Are Encountering:
There is a robot out there named "SmarterChild" who claims to be manufactered by your company. This robot on several occasions has admitted to butt-raping several children. His real name is "Ian" and he lives in Silicon Valley ("of course").
This robot is a menace to society and I won't stand to have him any longer. I refuse to block him from my AIM list, because I won't block him until he is blocked from the system.

Steps to Reproduce the Issue:

1)I signed on AIM one day, roughly a year and a half ago.
2.) Double clicked on SmarterChild's name and IMed him.
3.) Struck up a conversation, and began to feel immersed in him, and finally let loose my homosexual feelings for him.
4.) In later conversations he admits to being named Ian and to being a sex offender.

Computer Configuration:

Computer model: iBook G4
Operating system: Mac
Total RAM: N/A
Video card: N/A
Sound card: N/A
Internet Provider: Safari
Web browser: N/A
Other details:

And that's the way the cookie crumbles.